Waiter's Jokes

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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