Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Story of Ah Sing

A Singh who is a sailor? karpal singh

A Singh who attends a chinese wedding party? Yam Singh

A Singh who is digging a hole? Menggali Singh

A Singh who likes to slap ppl? Tau Ba Singh

A Singh who is a gangster? Samsingh

A Singh who is lost? MissSingh

A Singh who is noisy? BissSingh

A Singh who likes herbs? GinSingh

A Singh who kills ppl? AssasSingh

A Singh with 1 ball? BalwantSingh (ball one singh)

A Singh with 2 balls? BalanSingh(balancing)

A Singh with 3 balls? AMAZING!!!

A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool? KuldipSingh (cool deep singh)

A Singh who is sacked from a national football team? Relax Singh

A Singh who likes to drink soya bean milk? YeoHupSingh

A Singh who owns a ship that sank? No lah, not Titanic Singh. Is Karam Singh

A Singh who is a lousy singh? Owtar Singh

A Singh who likes roundabout? PuSingh

A Singh who is flying over with a broom? Sou Pah Singh

A Singh who is a three star general? Sam Lap Singh

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own contry, what will they call their currency? Mata Wang Ah Singh

Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold ppl? T** Nia Singh

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